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Global Warming

地球温暖化

Oh!  What a surprise!   Al Gore gets the NOBEL PRIZE for his diligent efforts to inform the unwashed masses as to the real causes of GLOBAL WARMING. I almost fell out of my chair laughing, when I saw this news on JNN NewsBird TV this afternoon.

Say what?!?   The timing couldn't have been better.   One year away from presidential "elections", and good old Al Gore, is suddenly back into the mainstream news, and in a very big way.   Could this be the big consolation prize to Big Al, for having been screwed out of the 2000 presidential elections by taking a fall, for the hanging chad masters of Florida State?    What a farce that was.  And so is this; Human beings are the main cause of global warming.    Nonsense.    The cycles of the SUN are the MAIN CAUSE of global warming.   Always have been.    True, the activities of human beings are partly responsible for the emissions of "green house gases" into the earth's atmosphere, but it is not the individual family units who are putting out most of this unnecessary air pollution.   It is the Military Industrial Complex, Matrix of Participants, who are the main culprit.   The mass media tells us that we all have to conserve energy, and drive more energy efficient cars and cut back on our consumption of electricity.  Meanwhile, the big industries which make the war machines, and the military which drives and flies the big war machines, is pumping out billions of times more, of the same gases, and also much worse and more toxic gasses, into the earth’s atmosphere.    They are just trying to shift the blame onto us, the common folk.   Screw them!     The Military Industrial Complex does much more damage to the environment of this planet BY FAR, than any other group of peoples who also must inhabit this same planet, EARTH.   HOWEVER, even with all of their extravagantly wasteful uses of energy resources of all kinds, their effect on global warming is still miniscule, as compared to the HEAT generated by the CYCLES OF THE SUN.  These sun cycles produce SUN SPOTS, SOLAR FLARES, SOLAR WINDS and many other powerful forces, that directly effect the entire solar system, not just our planet earth.         Global warming and global cooling, are opposite ends of the same natural cyclical process, which scientists call GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE.    This is the REAL REASON why the EARTH is getting warmer and warmer during this part of the solar cycles.   Not only do we have scientific data from the past several hundred years, clearly showing the direct relationship between the 11 year and 22 year sun cycles and temperature variations, upon the surface of the earth, but we also have archeological evidence from thousands and thousands of years ago, that prove the same thing.   What am I talking about?    Well for one thing, the JOMON People who lived here in Hokkaido, and also in many other parts of Japan, left behind the remnants of villages and graveyards.   One very specific example that I would like to mention in particular, are two such places that I have visited right here in Hokkaido, again just this year.    One of them is in Date City 伊達市 and the other one is in Minami Kayabe Village 南茅部村, both sites are situated along the Pacific Ocean coastline, and both are about 5,000 to 6,000 years old.    Nowadays, these sites are rather far away from the shoreline of the ocean, but back then during the era when the Jomon People were living there, the water levels of the oceans were much higher than they are today.    How do I know this for sure?    Archeologists have found millions and millions of seashell FOSSILS in the ground, in areas which are now farmland.   In other words, the farmlands along the Pacific Ocean Coast of Hokkaido today, WAS the OCEAN FLOOR thousands and thousands of years ago!    Let's see, 6,000 years ago, there were no huge factories pumping out green house gases, nor were there any petroleum burning cars, buses nor airplanes.   Well,........     Geeez Louize, if there were no human causes to global warming way back then,.....     Then,… What was the cause?  SOLAR CYCLES.       What else could there be, besides the eruption of volcanoes and meteor strikes?    You and I are NOT THE CAUSE of global warming.   Don't let these arrogant BIG MONEY powers-that-be, convince you that you are the main cause of GLOBAL WARMING.     It is not YOUR fault.  It is a total scam.   A scam worthy of the NOBEL PRIZE.   Top that one for a bad joke, if you can.

Norman D.

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